Ill Met By Moonlight — Treat your best girl like Martok treats Lady...

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Treat your best girl like Martok treats Lady Sirella:

• Agree with her assessments ("My deterioration is proceeding apace.")

• Advocate for their acceleration ("I will endeavor to die, this year if possible.")

• Admire her entireness ("Magnificent, isn't she?")

• Accommodate her affairs & boundaries ("That's...not such a good idea. I don't want her to think that I'm interfering in her domain.")

• Admit she's won battles (& eventually the war) ("Don't get me wrong, I would not trade Sirella for all the targs on Kronos. And over the course of our marriage I've won more than my fair share of the battles between us. But in the end, I know she will win the war.")

• Accept she may not be who you thought you'd be with but that she is who you want ("She is a prideful, arrogant, mercurial woman who shares my bed far too infrequently for my taste! And yet...I love her deeply.")

• Acknowledge her place in your life ("But how hollow is the sound of victory without someone to share it with.")


Follow the Martok Method & victory shall be yours, swift & glorious!


(Disclaimer: I am very bad at starting relationships.)