Ill Met By Moonlight — aspiderperday: thyrell: scrapped-idea: ...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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aspiderperday:
“ thyrell:
“ scrapped-idea:
“ juicetrump:
“Make bigotry and entitlement work for YOU!
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this is just the “anything is possible if you sound white on the phone” except with mail
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its also very real as someone who lives in the suburbs i...
juicetrump

Make bigotry and entitlement work for YOU!

scrapped-idea

this is just the “anything is possible if you sound white on the phone” except with mail

thyrell

its also very real as someone who lives in the suburbs i can promise those mailboxes are gonna stay running a *lot* longer than the ones in poorer neighborhoods

aspiderperday

Henlo! Your friendly neighborhood city worker here to tell you that WHILE THIS IS A GOOD PLAN, you can just drive right to your local clerk’s office and deposit your ballot there! It’s just like a mailbox, only it gets directly to the right people and there’s no chance of the president’s meddling in the post office diverting or losing your ballot. You can also check the very next day to make sure your ballot has been received!

So save yourself the stamp and drive right to the source!