[thedaniverse]

I am a little high but what if people proposed with beautiful, intricate knives. Ladies would gather around the table and be like “guess what finally happened!!” And pull this beautiful, intricate dagger out of her purse and all the other ladies would gasp and congratulate her

[thedaniverse]

Me: I’m a little high but –

Y'all rushing to that reblog button:

Originally posted by exploratorium

[chuckyzoopa]

It’s an awesome idea tho

[weareoracle]

Because I have a tag for pretty weaponry, some knives I’d accept as proposals follow:

[lianabrooks]

I said yes! 

(but, actually, hubby bought me a dive knife when we got married so this works…)

[aelinsilverpine]

I can 100% get behind this as a new tradition.

[honeybeejohn]

Ok but this is amazing becuase knives are dangerous and you can use them to hurt other people but when someone proposes with one it’s symbolic like “yes I love you and trust you so much I’m asking you a very vulnerable question with something you could hurt me with but I know you won’t”

[infernoking]

@kinglesbiancore

[panismightier]

@lady-redshield-writes this seems up your alley

[lady-redshield-writes]

This isn’t just up my alley, it’s traveled all the way down the alley, through my front door, and is sitting on my couch. I love this so much.

[genderlich]

@sparklemotion24 I know we’re doing rings but these are amazing

[fansonia]

AAAAAAAHHHH IT’S THE POST I’VE SEEN IN SCREENSHOTS don’t mind if I just-

[mentallyunawareofpapaya]

the only way im getting married

[unmaskedagain]

Screw married, when I’m murdered it better be with knife number 11.

Then i want my dearest friend/executor of my estate to present it to my oldest niece and tell her to avenge me. She won’t be happy but realistically she always knew that day would come. Her aunt loved drama.

…And she was raised to keep her promises.

Though, yes, only an an asshole would make their last request be to hold someone to a promise they made when they were eight.

And her aunt was nothing if not a dramatic asshole. Ten to one, it’s what got her killed in the first place.

(…Yes, I read too much. And yes, i think i just came up with a story where a 16-year-old girl has to avenge her esentric aunt, who was murdered in cold blood, in order inherit her multi-million dollar estate. The only clues: the bizarre looking knife they pulled out her aunt’s heart and a decade old letter her aunt had clunched in her hand, from someone calling themselves the Fae Queen.)

[kittyotakunoir666]

God I want one

[kingscrown666]

Number 11 is also my favorite 😍

[justanotherfangirlofsjm]

Knives as a proposal gift. That’s it.