[time-to-spleen]

When Garak complains about the turtleneck in Our Man Bashir he says he isn’t sure about the collar. What’s wrong, hmm?? Does it not show off enough neck ridge to be sexy by Cardassian standards??? I see what you’re doing

[oudenonoma]

Or is it that it makes him look like his father?

[sapphosewrites]

O U C H

[severalcuttingremarks]

TAIN: Ah, Garak. It's good of you to come. It spares me the trouble of having to send someone else to kill you. Come in, come in. It's been a long time, Elim. So, you're a tailor now. Is this one of your creations?
GARAK: A minor example of my work, yes.
TAIN: I don't think I like the neckline.
GARAK: Well you always did have a keen sense of fashion, but you seem to have let it go along with your once trim figure.

[ladyvean]

Garak, you bitch.