I’ve just started DS9 and so far it looks like this:
- Wroom wroom psychedelic tunnel weird lights
- Pansexual Lizard wants to make out with The Twink
- The Twink is panicking
- Don’t worry, Bashir, he doesn’t want your information, he wants your ass
Dabo!
- Buying a suit is a great first date, isn’t it?
- Oh no, so it wasn’t about suit? IT WASN’T A DATE?!
- Anyway, pansexual Lizard still wants to make out with The Twink
- Constable I Sleep In A Bucket Odo complains about allosexual people
- His husband is all ears
DABO!
- *still disturbed by the fact that Odo could change into toilet paper or some other weird shit*









