He doesn’t look a day over 129.
This is Jonathan the Great Tortoise.
He lives at the Governor’s mansion on St. Helena island in the South Atlantic. (The final resting place of Napoleon Bonaparte.) He spends his days hanging out on a perfectly manicured lawn with his best friend Fred and his mate Emma.
Here is a pic of him (left) as a young whippersnapper in 1886.
Jonathan might not look a day over 129, but he is not completely immune to the aging process. He has lost most of his vision due to cataracts. His hearing is still pretty good and he really enjoys listening to people playing tennis.
Despite his advanced age Jonathan is still a sex machine. His handlers say his libido is quite strong to this day. Here he is posting thirst trap to Instagram.
After he uses his powers of seduction he’ll get busy with Emma.
Or Fred.
Did I mention the world’s oldest tortoise is bisexual?
Nice.
Iconic.
