Nothing made me like Will Riker more than that scene where Deanna’s sleazy Boyfriend of the Week, the part Betazoid guy, tried to taunt him
sleazy guy: haha she’s sleeping with me. she chose me and I won >:)
Riker: well joke’s on you cause you’re actually making me happy cause I’m glad she’s getting laid and having a good time :) I want y’all to fuck :) you’re just giving me what I want most sweaty :) her happiness :) no you didn’t win cause it’s not a fucken competition :) she’s not a prize to be won she’s a lady :) lol she’s probably gonna dump you soon cause you think women are property :) fucken say your prayers mate :) i’m not sad you’re sad :) you’re only dating her cause you don’t have a solid sense of identity and you think dating a beautiful, interesting woman will make you interesting but it won’t :) the moment she leaves you you’ll go back to being nothing and having an empty gap in your soul :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :) :)
sleazy guy:
you get to watch this man have an entire existential crisis in the span of two seconds just because Riker felt the need to come for a cardboard cutout minor character’s life like that
Riker chugging his respect women juice
