little dramatic things i love about garak
- breaks into bashir’s room when he literally could have just knocked
- thinks appearing as a traitor is a great way to help your friends
- will have a petty argument in the middle of a countdown to death
- fashion always on point but still chooses to dress like a watermelon every now and then
- quotes shakespeare in the middle of a space battle
- decides in the moment that genocide is a great way to handle difficult situations, and doesn’t care if he dies in the process
- judges everyone’s fashion sense, no matter the circumstances
- hits on bashir the very first time he sees him and comes on a little too strong
- really, he just needs to know that he looks good
- commits actual murder on more than one occasion and always gets away with it
- seriously, how does he always get away with it? is it his smile?
- smiles like he’s going to eat you but is also stuck in Retail Mode™ 50% of the time
- quotes john keats at customers
- can make anything an innuendo
- breaks into bashir’s holosuite when he literally could have just asked
- wrote an entire novel as a response to a letter from bashir
