Ill Met By Moonlight — Will Riker is the type of man to give athletic ass...

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Will Riker is the type of man to give athletic ass slaps to his friends and first of all he and Worf get VERY into it especially during away missions and second of all this leads to him eventually slapping Picard’s ass purely out of reflex and then they both agree to never talk about it ever again