[odetodata]

do they eat pussy? ds9 edition

yes, but he’s polite enough not to go around talking about it

she would if she knew she was allowed to

hell yeah she does

that’s honestly the only time you can get him to stop talking.

please don’t make me think about that. this is my dad.

i don’t know if she does but she definitely has the instructions for how to do it somewhere in that brain of hers and as soon as she realizes she’s into women it’s over for you bitches (you can take that however you want to).

he wishes he could but his teeth always get in the way, so he pretends like he would never even think of doing something like that

odo only knows how to do that one thing we saw him do a couple different times where he touches the lady with his goo hands and she actually likes it and isn’t freaked out at all

no he doesn’t. but it’s not because he thinks it’s gross or anything like that. he just never realized that was a thing a person could do.

martok absolutely eats pussy. you cannot convince me otherwise.

y’all remember that whole twitter scandal where like dj khaled said he doesn’t go down on his wife bc he’s a king or whatever but he still expects her to do it for him? yeah that’s how i imagine dukat would think too

i think he would give it an honest and probably very enthusiastic try but in the end he’d just not be very good at it

i mean he probably would if given the opportunity but since the ability to enjoy sex was probably taken away from him and he also has no way of perceiving the person he’s with as attractive, he’d just view the whole act as some kind of experiment and he’d probably be really uncomfortably weird about it. it would just be the next step beyond his watching people fuck hobby. i do think it would be kind of funny though if he was somehow like,,, really good at it.

[marlinspirkhall]

The Julian one made me laugh, but “martok absolutely eats pussy. you cannot convince me otherwise.” made me laugh out loud

As for Miles, uhh, hell yeah he does

[ladyvean]

You got Damar dead wrong. With lips like that, you KNOW he eats pussy like a champ.