Ill Met By Moonlight — xekstrin: nudityandnerdery:...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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gertruderobinsonscat

I hope that “between the crematorium and the dildo store” becomes a famous saying for whenever a person has lost in the most pathetic and undignified way possible. Sort of like how we still use the phrase “crossing the Rubicon” two thousand years after the event. 

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xekstrin

#i’m at the crematorium  #i’m at the dildo store  #i’m at the combination crematory dildo store  (via @noirandchocolate )