Ill Met By Moonlight — I'm gonna shock you guys

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I’m gonna shock you guys

Happy Vorta Content!

  • Vorta, left unsupervised and unoccupied, frequently have to be rescued from their own curiosity.
  • If there is a door they want to go through, they will do it. Even if you tell them there’s nothing behind it, they will do it because you don’t understand, i have to
  • If they see something down a grate they want, they’ll try to get it, even if it means they get their hands stuck in the grate and need help getting out.
  • Vorta sometimes climb up or down things to access unusual areas of interest, but are sometimes unable to get down.
  • They frequently get lost in crowds if not focused or attended to by their curiosity and their impulsivity
  • Yes, this includes the Vorta Ambassador. Especially the Vorta Ambassador!
  • Weyoun + shiny things= afternoon entertainment


Whenever a Dominion delegation comes to DS9, Odo always rolls his eyes because he can always expect at least three calls for help from Vorta getting stuck somewhere or even better, getting stuck in things.

He’s going to have to childproof the entire station.