Ill Met By Moonlight — meganbagels: youcanthandelthetruth: Some old...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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youcanthandelthetruth

Some old fella came up to me at work and asked a question only he didn’t quite figure out if he should call me “sir” or “ma’am” by the time he got to the end of his sentence and in a moment of apparent panic ended up saying “captain” instead. Absolutely made my day.

meganbagels

Ideal pronoun