Ill Met By Moonlight — wongbal: Christopher Pike probably doesn’t have...

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Christopher Pike probably doesn’t have a social media account since I’m pretty sure Starfleet doesn’t allow its commanding officers to tweet while they’re on potentially classified missions but if he did do you think he would get thirst tweets? Horny Federation citizens calling him daddy and asking him to step on them? Does Andorian Katy Perry go viral for declaring she’d like to sit on Worf’s ridges? Is there Discourse™ about fetishizing Vulcan men? Are there memes about Ben Sisko making you breakfast?? I have to KNOW