Ill Met By Moonlight — The worst part of human adulthood is being your...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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The worst part of human adulthood is being your own zookeeper

soaringsearingphoenix

Like... i have to make sure my meals are nutritionally balanced... i have to make sure that the space i occupy is big enough, and interesting enough, and provide enrichment to make up for the lack of novelty... i have to make sure i get exercise... i'm not qualified for this