Ill Met By Moonlight — dilfvorta: themysticgay: odetodata: ...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
borgqueengf
prettykikimora

watching the deep space 9 episode right now where worf and jadzia go on vacation to risa and she’s wearing a sexy one piece bathing suit while worf REFUSES to take his uniform off stating “starfleet uniforms were designed for comfort even in the most extreme environments” it’s just makes me think of this post

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themysticgay

Why do I get Cardassian Vibes from this????

Like.

It’s so pointy and bulky. They’d just refuse to take it off. :/

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I know he was drunk but when Damar was asleep in it. Like wtf:

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Also his face kills me.

:0

-TMG

odetodata

damar also apparently had sex in his cardassian military issued armor, based on the women’s clothing in the bed with him when weyoun came to wake him up. i know this is likely because the makeup people didn’t want to waste the time/supplies needed to make him up below the shoulders just for one quick scene and also the costume department probably didn’t have many alternative cardassian outfits planned for this character. but still. the implications behind damar waking up still in his armor after a night of drinking and fucking are pretty funny.

themysticgay

OH MY FUCKING GOD.

UGH THAT WOULD GET IN THE WAY THOUGH. CUDDLING? HOW TF DOES THAT WORK MATE????

I was that woman

dilfvorta

DKKDKDKDKD YOYRE RIGHT. THIS BRINGS UP MY AGE OLD ARGUMENT. How do you hug a cardassian? 😭