SEX ED ALMOST ALWAYS SUCKS AND SHOULD ABSOLUTELY INCLUDE THE FOLLOWING:
1) FOREPLAY FOREPLAY FUCKING FOREPLAY!!!!
2) GAY SHIT BCUZ NOT EVERY KID IS FUCKING CISHET
3) “BLUE BALLS” AREN’T REAL
4) ALL GENDERS ARE PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF CONTROLLING THEIR SEXUAL URGES
5) MASTURBATION IS FINE ACTUALLY
6) CONSENT IN FUCKING TEN-FOOT-HIGH GOLD NEON LETTERS THAT ARE ON FIRE
7) SOME PEOPLE JUST DON’T WANT TO HAVE SEX AND THAT’S FINE
8) PORN IS OK BUT WILL GIVE YOU HELLA UNREALISTIC EXPECTATIONS
9) CAREFUL WHO YOU SEND NUDES TO
10) LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBE
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