every vorta’s outfit looks like it was made of four different patterned tablecloths all vaguely coordinated around the color purple and that’s very sexy of them
the founders when they made the vorta, just scouring the local space thrift shops and finding tablecloths priced at like 5 for $10 and going like “this should work, right?” and buying all they could find
after buying all the cloning technology they didnt have the budget for nice clothes. they forgot that not everyone walks around naked all the time with the ahem. appearance of clothing.
lab rental $1,000
electric $150
food for my purple alien children $200
genetic altering technology $10,000
cloning technology $420,000
stuff that makes them purple $69,000
products to make their hair tall $5,000
someone who is good at the economy please help me my purple alien children are naked
Transfer $100 of the food into clothing.
a most logical decision, thank you.
update: my purple alien children are starving
let them starve it builds character
the founders fucking up the vortas taste buds so they can get away with feeding them cheap trail mix from walmart and nothing else
That last bit though. 😂
