Ill Met By Moonlight — they never address this in canon but you KNOW...

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Anonymous asked:

they never address this in canon but you KNOW Dukat left a dirty fleshlight in a drawer in his office when the Cardassians withdrew from DS9

weirdtrek answered:

anon do you think it had 
ridges?
?

????

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That's okay, Garak left a garishly decorated dildo on Dukat's ship before he left with a sticky note that read "this was your dad's favourite"

weirdtrek