god Eddington had the most insufferable vibes… like imagine running into him in real life. after you mentioned getting Starbucks once, he would talk for 20 minutes about how he grinds his own espresso beans because he can “taste the difference”
Then he’d ask if you’re familiar with the play Les Misérables and proceed to spend another 20 minutes explaining it to you regardless of your answer.
He’s not even fun to hate. I just want him to go away.









