The episode of DS9 where Lwaxana’s menopause makes everyone horny (freakin “Fascination”) is the cheapest ever way to focus-group potential pairings and completely fails to capitalize on what I would have liked to see. You’re all expecting me to drop a ship here: no. I just want it to keep the completely horseshit ending of “oohhh but it’s not possible without some LINGERING, SUBCONSCIOUS ATTRAcTION” crap. only. it was like, Sisko begging Morn to let him massage his thighs. and then for the rest of the series, like, sisko wont look morn in the face. he walks by him like hes not there. silence. if sisko comes into the bar you see in the background morn just gets up and quietly leaves.
actually heck, maybe later in the series, SEASONS later, someone is like “oh the ‘subconscious attraction’ thing was a joke ha ha” an sisko is like, “mother-FUC—”
