Ill Met By Moonlight — protectspock: royaltyfreehorsesound: ...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
thesadchicken
soyousian

Captain Janeway: well now that there’s no possible way for us to return to our loved ones in the alpha quadrant, I guess we can all start banging hot aliens

Tuvok, who very reasonably could survive a full-length voyage home and who misses his wife:

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royaltyfreehorsesound

Big talk for someone who almost DIED OF HORNINESS on the flight home

protectspock

YEAH which he resolved with a HOLOGRAM of his WIFE. Tuvok is NOT the one on that ship who needs to get persecuted  for Horniness Crimes.