Ill Met By Moonlight — theskoomacat: catsbeaversandducks: “Sir, I can...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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catsbeaversandducks

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

theskoomacat

Translation:

[mink comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [mink sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Busybody. Let me open it. [mink starts digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [mink grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome.