[grendelsmilf]

pita. pomegranates. pussy. all begin with p. all essential food groups. food 4 thot

[armchair-factotum]

Which Greek god wrote this? I know it wasn't Zeus because he doesn't go down on anyone

[grendelsmilf]

no bitch I wrote this

[thesearchofthingstointrigue]

Are you Poseidon? Because that god would definitely go down on a woman. He needs that pussy wet, god of the sea he as he is.

[wongbal]

everyone knows all tumblr posts are written by Jesus Christ our Lord and Saviour

[grendelsmilf]

damn how are the comments on this post managing to be racist antisemitic and homophobic all at the same time

[wongbal]

w

what

whatr the fuck are you even talking about