Ill Met By Moonlight — wish I was a bird of paradise. simply eating...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
lacefedora
necro-romantic

wish I was a bird of paradise. simply eating fruits and evolving to be more and more absurd and ostentatious

gallusrostromegalus

I too would enjoy a lack of predators and the adulation of Sir David Attenborough. My plumage would be spectacular.