i wanna talk about this pizza restaurant
1. They are, unfortunately, in Toronto, but this means @theshitpostcalligrapher or @pangur-and-grim are in that area(ish?) and I will pay one or both of you to get some and report back.
2. I need that Holy Duck Pizza. and one of thier Indulgences.
3. their website is fucking https://church.pizza/ and it plays music when you log on.
Soon 👀
so based on the address, this is located within Storm Crow Manor, a place that looks like this on the outside:

and has a bunch of extremely fandom focused décor

Themed drinks, and a menu where you can roll a D20 to determine what kind of shot you get. On a nat 20 you’re given a commemorative shot glass.
When the world is normalish again, people should absolutely come to Toronto for this place.
ofuck i think you’re right? but if not I think that specific zone of Tronno is just kinda like that.
other information about this place is that its smack within the lgbt+ district, if you bring your own d20s (and talk your server into it) you can roll with advantage for your shots, the bathrooms are all gender neutral and the doors say “dont dead open inside” and they serve the french onion soup from TAZ amnesty and its damn delicious.
You can also get a dungeon burger where you need to roll for all your toppings if booze isn’t your thing.
When I went last Infinity war just came out so we had a gauntlet of shots steaming with dry ice and lit up the colours of the infinity gauntlet, and when they brought it to you they dimmed the lights in the place and played the thanos speech
here’s a picture of the shots menu btw, with one of my own d20s










