Ill Met By Moonlight — The accent just makes it Can someone translate...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

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The accent just makes it

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Can someone translate this for me? I cannot understand what he’s saying😂😂😂

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TikTok user spunky446: 

“Welcome back to absolute specimens in the comment section. Today I’m on female wrestlers’ Instagrams. No offence if you like wrestling, but there are some very interesting characters in this fanbase.

So the first comment I see is from Raymond, and he says: ‘Baby please, I want to stick it in you babe’. Don’t think he got very far with that one, he’s going to have to spend another night rattling his pillowcase. 

Now we’ve got Andrew who’s hitting us with a generic ‘Bend over baby’. Completely unrelated question: Has anyone lost a Tic Tac because I think I found one. 

This is Dan, and it’s the same Dan I showed you from twitter. And he says: ‘What up my big bootie baddie and wife goals for life’. We might as well stop trying at this point boys, there’s no way we can compete with this. 

Another smooth criminal called Brian says: ‘Mama be a good girl and bend over for daddy’. If he send your girlfriend a snap like this, it’s game over mate. And when the specs (glasses) are off, you’ve got no chance. 

She was riding a jet ski on this one, but Bob says: ‘You can ride that, or ride something else more fun.’ I’ve come to the conclusion you’d definitively have more fun on the jet ski, and he definitively doesn’t snort sausage rolls.”