btw if anyone wants a Definitive Ranking of Various Bromeliads…it’s percolating in my head
As requested by @calamarr and @darquingdragon….
A Definitive Ranking of Various Bromeliads based on important and noteworthy traits such as respective coolness, ease of care, and how much they personally annoy me. Enjoy.













We just got the pineapple plugs so Idk where they will be yet. I will say that they are Hungry Hungry Boys and therefore already require Too Much Effort to feed them bc they have to have special food to fill their voracious appetites.









