Reason #1000 why we need Muppet Dracula: To see Miss Piggy as Mina getting super into vampiric seduction by Uncle Deadly as Dracula until she realizes he’s the one who tormented Kermit as Jonathan at which point she just fucking punts him through the window.
Also Gonzo as Renfield enjoying himself too much.
Nominations for the One Human in Muppet Dracula:
-Hugh Jackman reprising his role as Van Helsing
-Mel Brooks reprising his role as Van Helsing
I’d like to put in my vote for Anthony Hopkins as Van Helsing. But like, it’s all 3 of them. Brooks, Jackman, and Hopkins, all switching out as Van Helsing everytime the camera cuts, and nobody says anything except for ONE gag where they tag each other out onscreen mid-line









