hands down the BEST head canon I’ve heard for a fictional character is that Poison Ivy funds her lab experiments by selling the highest quality weed available in gotham
actually she & Harvey are married now so I bet Ivy grows the stuff, while Harley is in charge of the dealing side so that her nerdy botanist wife has more mad scientist lab time
Absolutely bold of you to think that weed isn’t legal in Gotham and that Dr. Harleen Quinzel, Ph.D. doesn’t run a legitimate dispensery with fair prices to people for both medical and recreational purposes.
how fucking dare u imply harley quinn pays her taxes
I think the funniest answer is that weed is completely illegal in Gotham due to the influence of various drug lords, and yet Harleen Quinzel somehow manages to have a completely legitimate business selling it without getting in trouble with the law, and no one can figure out how.
Batman slips in a quiet word with Jim Gordon that is in the GCPD’s best interests to leave “Harleen’s Herbal Remedies” alone because any time Harley Quinn and Poison Ivy spend selling weed is time not spent robbing banks so whenever some Karen calls in to report a disturbingly clown-themed dispensary selling the devil’s lettuce Gordon says he’ll take care of it personally and then he goes down there and buys 20 grams of Harlequin Haze
