Ill Met By Moonlight — I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal...

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glumshoe

I’ll never understand why anthropomorphic animal cartoons like Robin Hood and Zootopia will go to the trouble of creating character designs that are meant to be understood as “attractive” or even “sexy” to the human audience but explicitly avoid showing interspecies romances between anthropomorphic animals. Why is THAT weird but, like, trying to make rabbits recognizably sexy-coded to humans isn’t?

glumshoe

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Sometimes, sure, but why was Maid Marian a fox in Robin Hood? There wasn’t anything particularly “foxlike” about her personality, and it would make more sense for her to be a lion. They made her a fox only because Robin was a fox and making her something else would be “weird”, but I don’t think the wolf cop or the chicken maid or the lion prince were actually meant to represent race.

countesspetofi

The best inter species couple is Kermit and Miss Piggy as the Cratchits in A Muppet Christmas Carol, because all their sons are frogs and all their daughters are pigs, as God clearly intended.

glumshoe

there are only two genders: frog and pig

forestdwellingrat

I’ve pointed out to my friends that the fact that Kermit and Miss Piggy’s kids are like that means either

1) they reproduce asexually and the children are clones of each parent OR

2) Kermit and Miss Piggy are members of the same sexually dimorphic species, hence the split between their male and female children


yes I have spent too long running about potential muppet biology

glumshoe

oh god

sailor-lady

Third option, when they want kids they get some fabric and make one, and hope a Hand inhabits it

glumshoe

Do you think there’s a ritual for inviting An Inhabiting Hand to possess the empty husk of your muppet baby?

jenivi

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aflowerthatbloomsinadversity

Just wanted to show u guys that in Muppets Most Wanted, Piggy fantasizes about her and Kermit having babies and this is what they look like

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So do with that what you will

fremedon

Recall that in The Great Muppet Caper, Kermit and Fozzie are brothers. And this was their dad (right):

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capitalism-and-analytics

Thank you for specifying, which one of the two individuals in the picture was the dad haha

velvet-gardens

Uhh...you listed Zootopia, but like.....Judy and Nick are literally a fox and a rabbit who fall in love?

glumshoe

I listed Zootopia because they specifically do not confirm a romantic relationship between the fox and the rabbit. The movie ends ambiguously, which makes it all the more noticeable.

ladyshinga

*slams fist on the table* Disney is full of COWARDS