Ill Met By Moonlight — Cardassian: Your taste in literature is...

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Cardassian: Your taste in literature is disappointing and exactly what one would expect from a Federation lackey such as yourself. Take the time to think critically and perchance read something that won't continue to melt your ape-brain. Also your outfit looks like you bought it from Romulus. You smell like stale beans. ur UGLY. FURTHERMORE-

Human: no u

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