Ill Met By Moonlight — prokopetz: Public domain literary figures...

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Public domain literary figures considered in terms of their probable familiarity with cock and ball torture:

Count Dracula: Sneers at it as a newfangled fad. Has definitely tried it at least once anyway.

Sherlock Holmes: Has cracked at least one case thanks to his worryingly extensive knowledge of the practice; absolutely refuses to clarify whether this knowledge is theoretical or practical.

Ichabod Crane: Oddly, no; his taste in discipline runs more toward good old-fashioned floggings – both giving and receiving.

The Phantom of the Opera: Don Juan Triumphant features a whole song about it.

Jay Gatsby: Has books about it in his library, but is far too much of a weenie to actually give it a try.

Dr. Jekyll: You know those unspecified youthful indiscretions he felt so guilty about that drove him to create the serum in the first place?

Mr. Hyde: Take a wild guess.