Anonymous asked:

girl u are thirty go pay ur taxes

ellenripleysbelieveitornot answered:

I’m sorry, I know you’re trying to be mean, but this is just objectively hilarious.

I already filed my taxes, thank you.

[ineffablefool]

reblog if you are too old to be permitted to do anything except pay your taxes (optionally put your incapable-of-having-fun age in the tags)

[aethelflaedladyofmercia]

I guess one day per year we pay taxes, and then the other 364 it’s just dishes? Idk sounds boring.

[tinsnip]

I go to work AND come home! Taxes and dishes just spice things up, you know?

[reflectedeve]

Post like this always make me wonder how the asker feels about their future. Do they think that when they're an Old Person, they'll hate fun and enjoy boring things, so it'll be okay? Or are they (vaguely, as I'm sure it feels far off) dreading the day when they're just going to have to resign themself to a joyless existence?

You poor thing. When you're 30, I promise, there will be more to life than taxes. Even in this capitalist hellscape.