[surak]

You're all wrong the best voyager episode is the one where the doctor and another gay emh have to save the day while being catty to each other and the gay one asks the doctor to program him a dick

[wongbal]

it also establishes the Doctor “modified his program” to be able to fuck meaning that

1. this mfer had to decide what his dick and balls looked like and you know he probably dragged Tom into a really awkward conversation about how much girth is too much, curved vs. straight etc
2. B'Elanna probably saw the modifications bcuz she sees everything related to the EMH program
3. this means Tom and B'Elanna share the uncomfortable distinction of knowing what the Doctor’s junk looks like

[ladyvean]

I have distressing news for you:

According to Picardo’s book about the EMH, B’Elanna helped him with “the upgrade of kings.” He says she had recently started dating Tom and strongly implies she wanted to model it after him.

He goes on to say that he DID change the design later. So, for awhile, the Doctor had Tom’s cock and balls.