you know what would be wild?
a parallel universe where mythological creatures etc were real, but, get this, normal creatures aren’t. instead they are myths, or cryptids or whatever. just imagine
“Man Attacked By Group Of Feral Unicorns”
“Florida Man Bitten By Dragon, Claims It Was An Alligator”
“Oh my God, only little kids believe in penguins”
“I took some BuzzFeed quiz to find out which mythological creature i was and it said i was a zebra. That’s bullshit, I’d definitely be a guinea pig”
“Could Bees Be Real?”
“Top Ten Real Badger Sightings You Won’t Believe”
“Stacy got a griffin for Christmas, that’s not fair, I want one too!”
“Of course mice are real, stop being so ignorant”
“My trip to Mexico was great, except for the time a chupacabra stole my taco”
“Please Do Not Feed The Sasquaches”
“Polish Tourist Tries To Pet Loch Ness Monster, Almost Drowns”
