I made a joke recently about people thirsting for Phlox but in all fairness I feel like he's a fairly ideal mate?
Pros:
- Smart enough to have like 12 medical degrees
- Got that dad bod going on
- Cute
- Him smile real big
- Won’t cheat bcuz he’s shy
- Good with kids / pets since he has like 30 of each
- Down with polyamory if that’s your thing
- Plus you know he’ll never pull that jealous alpha male stuff with you, one of his wives tried to fuck Trip and he was like “cool go for it and let me know how it turns out”
- Also has that longass tongue so....... you know what’s up 😏
- Can inflate his head to scare away assholes
- He’s a doctor so your parents will be happy
Cons:
- Only sleeps a few days a year so might keep you up at night
- Might ask your friends if he can watch them have sex
- Has committed mild war crimes
