Ill Met By Moonlight — big fan of how often Garak ends up on Starfleet...

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big fan of how often Garak ends up on Starfleet missions, either because they forced him or he forced himself on them, and Every Time he manages to commit crimes.

First time, he shot his old coworker. Granted Entek sucked but that was definitely a murder (and Garak was caught snooping around the torpedo bay beforehand)

Then end of s4 he catches a ride to the founders planet with melty Odo and the gang and tries to commit a whole ass genocide on the way.

THEN he comes on an innocent salvage mission. Surely nothing can go wrong here. No, he gets drugged and starts stabbing Starfleet officers.

And as if we hadn’t learned by now that recruiting Garak literally always results in crimes, sisko then asks for his help with the romulans and he orchestrates an assassination plot!!

It’s just very funny how every time he does consistently worse things but they keep calling him up because hey, he gets the job done

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