Just in case there’s any doubt I was Assigned Monsterfucker At Birth, I just found Gargoyles on Disney+ and was reminded of the desperate crush I had on Demona when I was a kid.
though in all fairness I don’t think it was possible to watch that show and not come out a monsterfucker. The main character is a lonely, brooding, half-naked 9ft tall purple bodybuilder with giant bat wings and a voice like a bowling ball being dragged across the concrete? Even if you don’t swing that way there’s Demona, who besides also being a super-strong bat monster with fangs and glowing eyes is also voiced by Star Trek’s Deanna Troi and has a human form she can change back and forth from like a werewolf? Like?? Honestly it’s more surprising if you aren’t a monsterfucker by that point
see?? lookit this shit. big purple mfer did this shit every time he woke up. that just isn’t even fair
