Ill Met By Moonlight — [OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER...

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[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]

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[I REMOVE A SECOND CONTAINER LABELLED "Fairy apples do not eat (Autumn Court)]

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[I APPROACH THE BLENDER]