Ill Met By Moonlight — Hello and welcome to Deep Space Nine. We are a...

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Hello and welcome to Deep Space Nine. We are a space station, not a starship, so you’ll be spending a lot of time with all these delightful side characters like: bisexual fashion lizard. hologram of Frank Sinatra. goblins. goblin comes in 3 varieties: bartender, nephew, and idiot. our doctor is a twink, our commander is antifa and the captain talks to the gods sometimes. our policeman is sometimes a liquid and the science lady is part worm. we have many fine storylines, such as: Goblin Does A Crime, Watch The Irishman Suffer, or The Horrors Of War. As you stroll along our promenade enjoying a raktajino or delicious jumja stick, watch out for our nefarious villains: Pope Karen. clones of Jeffrey Combs. and a horny bastard reptile man who seems convinced this is actually his show. we suspect he may be possessed by demons. Have fun!

Deep Space Nine: now with Worf™!

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who let this ass clown look at my post

how do you even “watch something wrong” anyway, you moron. you ignorant huffer of cat turds. you absolute canker sore of a person. i'm going to eat your ass.

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I told a coworker I’ve been rewatching 90’s trek recently and his replies included:

  • DS9 is from the 80’s
  • TNG went downhill when they changed Troi’s uniform to show less skin
  • Voyager sucked but at least Seven of Nine was hot

I think some people are capable of watching things wrong

wongbal

Valid response, your coworker is definitely watching Star Trek wrong