three internet trends i will (regrettably) probably never grow out of:
• typing in a cresCENDO TO EXPRESS EXCITEMENT
• …………..unnecessarily……. long……….. ellipsis’
• puttinfh a typo in eveyr other word to shwo u dont really give a fukc but u actually do
- also unnecessary!!!! punctuation marks??????? like…… ??? what is going on here????? i!! am!!! so!!! excited!!!!
- and™ totally™ unneeded™ trademark symbols™
personally I enjoy Random Capitalisation to show things are Very Important
- can we also talk about starting a sentence and then kind of just
stating something reblog if you agree
dude this isn’t even a collection of memes, this is a demonstration of internet grammar… anyone who says that when you type and communicate on the internet you lose too much inflection to get the real meaning just doesn’t understand internet syntax. the evolution of language in action.
the Rosetta Stone of the twenty first century
Also :) doing :) this :) to express :) bottled :) pain :)
or,,,,,using commas,,,,,, for elipsis’ ,,,, bc,,, it sounds better,,, in your head,,,, than periods,,,,,,,
pu t ting sp a ces in your wor ds at r and om time s because w hat the fu ck
Is it just me, or did anyone else read all of these with different tones of voice, volume, and inflection?
Don’t forget the B I G S P A C E S F O R E M P H A S I S
AnD DOnt FoRGEt ThAT YOu CaN UsE RAndOM CaPITaliSaTIOn to IMplY SaCASm
I feel fucking called out
Anddontforgetrunningallyourwordstogetherintoonelongsentence
And don’t forget doing the thing
This thing
The line thing
To sorta show how you space out parts of your scentence
d o n ’ t f o r g e t h o w w e e m p h a s i s e a p a r t i c u l a r l y m o o d y a e s t h e t i c
C̨̨̞ͯ̂͊́̒̑ͧ͢͡͡͠H̴͎̪͝͡Ḯ̷̟̝͇̥̟̖̪̳ͅC̺̱̣̯̝̖̪̻̙̿̌͘͘ͅḴ̘̘͙̠̖͔͓̬̐̋͑̉͊͐͗E̛͖̳̭̤̟͑̀̃̾̐̾̄̓͜҉̷̵̡͡N̨ͩͤ͛ͮ̎̉̃̽͘͠ ̵̧̛̖͚̦̣̱͚̬̮͕̼͉͑̿͛̒̈́̃̆̃́͘͡͏N̸̡͎̥̳̰̬̺̠̦̠̺̈ͬ̂ͣ͢͞Ü̴̶̢̹͚̥̫̼ͨ̌ͨͤ͢͝͞Ń̸̷͉̹͚́҉̛͢G̷̸̴̷̶̖͕̹̣͇̞̫̤̱̱̙̃͗ͣͭ͒̀͘͘͢͠E̢̦͗̄ͤ͒͂ͫ͠Ť̛̥͚͕̣̬̹͇͓̳̲̻́͆̍͊̈҉̕͜҉̶̀͜
*and I like it
I want a teacher to give their students an assignment to intentionally write this way regarding a subject they feel strong about in order to see if this is something you can do intentionally or if its subconscious.
theres also the no punctuation or capitalization thing that reads very differently than how itd be if there was
*types in stars to show an action*
I do all of these and I’m proud
Internet speech 101
Why I l o v e Internet™️ Language ™️
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