[glumshoe]

I googled “fairy house supplies” on the work computer to look at future programming options and one of the first results was this extremely tiny figurine of a fairy man—named Brad—with his whole dick out and proud

which was very funny except that now every advertisement on every website is trying to get me to buy Brad and his microscopic wiener

[glumshoe]

I think what bothers me most about Brad is that he’s clearly not a natural redhead:

[justadropofiink]

You forgot to include links to purchase this Brad

[glumshoe]

I have full confidence in my followers’ abilities to use search engines