literally SO MANY species on Earth have selected for bright coloring in males as a way of attracting a mate that if you don’t have at least one alien race where the men look like drag queens then you’re a coward
and if there isn’t at least one planet where the women are six feet taller than the men, you aren’t trying hard enough
so basically
some alien: *spreads crest of three-foot-long bioluminescent feathers around his entire head*
8ft tall, 600lb alien lady standing beside me: look at that dirty little thottie spreading his crown at me. Too bad for him I’m gay.
alien guy: these feathers ain’t for you, lady
me: *blushes*
