How is this not an actual Geico commercial?
Wait… Did the little one get into insurance so people could get compensation for his big brother’s damage?
No, the big one got into property damage so people would buy his little brother’s insurance
Geico Gecko: Nice city you’ve got there. Be a shame if something were to… happen to it.
Godzilla: *distant roaring*
I always knew insurance was a racket…
i feel like Godzilla is more the baby of the family type really
Godzilla is definitely the baby, big “little” bro everyone absolutely dotes on.
Godzilla: *Destroys city*
Mama Liz: Oh, look at him, he just loves to help his big brother out at work! Such a sweetie!
Geico: Good job, Zillito, this company would go under without my favorite business partner!
Bowser is the oldest brother, and they’re happy he’s living his best life even if they prefer not to visit his weird deathtrap castle.
