Ill Met By Moonlight — so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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spacemancharisma

so here’s the problem. I once yelled because I saw a centipede and my boyfriend commentated “a friend!” and when I said “no!” he added “and maybe....... a lover..” the problem is. now this has become standard procedure for referring to centipedes. so now I get messages like:

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WHY IS MY NAME BEEF IN YOUR PHONE

spacemancharisma

you know................. like bf...............