Ill Met By Moonlight β€” it's because you're a slutty little candy man with...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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Anonymous asked:

it's because you're a slutty little candy man with poor circulation. try getting a heat lamp?

hornetstabber answered:

who the fuck just called me a slutty little candy man

hornetstabber

anon please what does this mean

hornetstabber

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i am fucking cackling like a dumbass thank you this is so funny i love you. slutty little candy man is on my resume now

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