Ill Met By Moonlight — i actually love heterosexual relationships when...

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knifefightscene

i actually love heterosexual relationships when they r done well like whatever the couple from santa clarita diet got going on

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like when joe got home and found out that his wife just killed and ate their neighbor and he just immediately helped her clean up and bury the body??? when he took her to the morgue to buy human flesh for her to eat and when she can't eat it bc its not "fresh enough" he totally supports her killing people like my favourite girlboss malewife couple

oh that's what a malewife is