I’ve been exploring the resident DS9 fandom on Tumblr, and while, for the most part, you’re all gratifyingly invested in the lizard getting to fuck the doctor, I do feel like some of you are sleeping on the
-telepath who wanted to bang the shapeshifter because his lack of a brain made him come across as the strong, silent type
-shapeshifter who wanted to bang the incarnation of bisexual rage
-woman who was previously a man who was previously a woman who was previously etc. etc. who was, tbh, pretty down to bang a lot of people
-big-eared space capitalist who wanted to bang the klingon twice his size who’s idea of foreplay was “mortal combat with a weapon that’s just knives on knives”
-conglomeration of shapeshifters who just wanted to be soup, but, like, it was orgy soup
-deposed lizard tyrant who wanted to hate-fuck his star fleet replacement
-sexy religious leader from an order which allowed him to fuck
-diplomatic twink who pranced around getting repeatedly murdered almost faster than his bosses could defrost clones of him
