every signature dish tasting on Hell’s Kitchen
Gordon Ramsay: why do you like food
contestant: growing up my family was so poor we had to eat the leftover garbage that the family who ate garbage wouldn’t even touch but one day I saved up enough rusty bottle caps to pay the local fishmonger to take me on as an apprentice
Ramsay: wow. *tastes dish* this is the worst thing I have ever tasted, I think even your starving garbage-eating family would’ve rather died than eat this you piece of shit. absolutely go fuck your own face
